Mucky Pup A Boy in a Man's World You Stink But I Love You "Wasn't written by us, but we did arrange it. It was recorded on a Flexi-Disc for Bloom Country. The new version is different from that and is one of the only songs with a guitar lead" [h: Come on baby, what do you want me to say? s: Tell me that you love me. h: You know I love you, but... s: Say it. h: Come on, honey, let's just do it s: I said, say it! h: Well, it's just that you stink! Bluuuurrrggghh ...But I love you...] I hate the way you act, And I hate the way you smell I hate the way you look girl Cause you just look like hell You make me sick, Way-oh Way-oh Way-oh You make me sick, You really stink girl You make me sick, Way-oh Way-oh Way-oh You make me sick! But I love you I hate your polyester pant-suits, And your greasy hair And that stuff between your bracers And your hairy derierre You make me sick, Way-oh Way-oh Way-oh You make me sick, You really stink girl You make me sick, Way-oh Way-oh Way-oh You make me sick! But I love you When I got you in the back seat And I tried to make my move I had to roll Down all the windows To keep my face from turning blue You make me sick, Way-oh Way-oh Way-oh You make me sick, You really stink girl You make me sick, Way-oh Way-oh Way-oh You make me sick! But I love you Batman "Is a true story. The words simply tell the story of an unfortunate young man." [Thought you were smart Bought a heart Then came Batman through the dark Instead of fucking that stupid slut You got eight inches up your butt Batman! Batman! Batman! Batman! Thought you were smart Bought a heart Then came Batman through the dark Instead of fucking that stupid slut You got eight stitches up your butt Batman! Batman! Batman! Batman! Saw Batman the buttripper I'll rip your butt like a canopener Batman the buttripper I'll use your butt like a canopener man!] Someday "I wrote that as a universal saying. Stop talking about it and just do it. (It also has references to Danny and his dad's construction company.)" Get out of the way you lazy bum, I've got work to do It's 6 o'clock get up we're late I'll slam you in the head You do that again Someday! All of this will be yours Someday! All of this will be yours I've busted my ass for 20 years And this is the thanks that I get? Club Med twice a year, a condo, A new car? Someday! All of this will be yours Someday! All of this will be yours Get out of the way you lazy bum, I've got work to do It's 6 o'clock get up we're late I'll slam you in the head You do that again Someday! All of this will be yours Someday! All of this will be yours Someday! All of this will be yours Someday! All of this will be yours Someday! Homosexual "Is not an anti-gay song! It's purely a story about a person we know." It's not worth figuring this out Reagan Knew "Is an audio cartoon strip. Each verse, a panel of the cartoon. The story is fictitous." (Sure it is.) Why don't you stop lying And just tell us the truth? Why don't you stop lying And just tell us the truth? Why don't you stop lying And just tell us the truth? Why don't you stop lying And just tell us the truth? Reagan knew, Reagan knew Ron told North just what to do Our government lied To hide the truth Ron told Ollie: "Well, shred the proof." Olver North was set-up And all of congress knew it Yeh, Ollie North was set-up And guess who made him do it? Mr. President, I know you knew Do you think I'm as dumb as you? A word to the wise Oh, what should we do? "Take that shredder and - - Throw Ronny's ass through!" Why don't you stop lying And just tell us the truth? Why don't you stop lying And just tell us the truth? Why don't you stop lying And just tell us the truth? Why don't you stop lying And just tell us the truth? Landscrapers "Was a real to life situation in which I was woked-up by those pesky landscrapers." Oh my God, holy jeepers, What are you [fucking] nuts? It's so [fucking] early What are you trying to do I'll take those hedgeclippers And cut your [dick] in two. It's so early What are you trying to do I'll take those hedgeclippers And cut your [dick] in two. Well hey bud, how'd you sleep? I got woke up by them Pesky landscrapers Well hey bud, why don't you Mow your own lawn Oh my God, holy jeepers, What are you [fucking] nuts? It's so [fucking] early What are you trying to do I'll take those hedgeclippers And cut your [dick] in two. It's so early What are you trying to do I'll take those hedgeclippers And cut your [dick] in two. Why am I, who am I to say, why that I Should be woke up this way? All the other kids they sleep late and say NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Never Again "This song is a little more emotional than I like to get. Now that it's on tape I feel a bit more confident." I'm closing up shop This is my shop And I'm locking my doors They're my doors Won't let you inside On my side I'm locking my doors - once more Never again will this happen to me Never again, I won't let it Never again will this happen to me Never again, I won't let it I'm closing up shop This is my shop And I'm locking my doors They're my doors Won't let you inside On my side I'm locking my doors - once more Never again will this happen to me Never again, I won't let it Never again will this happen to me Never again, I won't let it I'm closing up shop And locking my doors Won't let you inside no more Cause never again Will this happen to me Never again I won't let it I'm closing up shop This is my shop And I'm locking my doors They're my doors Won't let you inside On my side I'm locking my doors - once more Death By Cholesterol "While recording the album we were eating breakfast. This is the resulting conversation in song form." Death by cholesteroil Death by cholesteroil Eggs, bacon, Crisco, butter These will make your heart stutter Eggs, bacon, Crisco, butter These will make your heart stutter Just another [f**king] noise song To fillup space Cause we're not creative Enough to write real songs [Death...] I'm John's heart And if you don't stop Soon I'm gonna die [A certain general has determined that all bands should sound alike Failure to stay within these guidelines can result in artistic freedom and will be frowned upon Don't let this happen to you!] P.T.L. "Was written because I feel strongly that the TV evangelists are robbing the American public blind. I meant no humor in this song, it is a serious problem." I know there's people out there And things just keep looking Worse and worse for you One step up and Three steps back You're in a dead end - With no reverse Well I'm here to tell you there's Help, hope, and happiness On the way. And we ask Nothing of you. (Well almost) We want your money money, money money, money money, money money, money money, money money We need your money money, money money, money money, money money, money money, money money We want your money money, money money, money money, money money, money money, money money We need your money money, money money, money money, money money, money money, money money "My dog needs a new doghouse" "Tammy's a firm believer" In lucratism "No substitution, only your Contribution" chorus "I've sinned against you my wife I've sinned against you my lord" "But more importantly, where are My cue cards!" funky bass Economic suicide. Well hell, If this is christianity I feel bad for God Engulfing up our nations pride I guess they're just too dumb To realise - they want you money If this is so called loyalty I guess you're just as lame as they But not me, not me, no not me A Boy in a Man's World "Was written because it could become reality. Growing up in the 80's can be a scary thing. (Not old enough to buy beer, old enough to die for your country.)" Could you? You could never Stop this world from turning For the better And can't you, can't you see That this world is run on tricks Help up a sleeve Could you? I say, could you see Yourself going to war In World War Three! Just a boy, I'm not a man I'm just a boy in a man's world Would you? Would you believe When the government says He boy, it's time to leave! Why can't you, wake up today? And see there's nothing fun About these games they play Could you? I say, could you see Yourself going to war In World War Three! Just a boy, I'm not a man I'm just a boy in a man's world Slow down It's a nuclear meltdown Just a boy, I'm not a man. I'm just A boy in a man's world Little Pigs "Is self-explanatory. Doing a cover is so predictable and worn out. We took an old idea and updated it. The simplicity of the whole thing is the kicker." "In the beginning there was wolf Then there was pig Wolf was the natural enemy of pig (And this was good) And so our story begins" Little pigs, little pigs, let me in Not by the hair of our chinny chin chin Then I'll huff, and I'll puff And I'll blow your house in I am the big bad wolf, and there will Be no badder. All the pigs is doing Is just making me madder Some A1 steak sauce, and some Saucy Susan, will make them know the reason They're losing their lives Little pigs, little pigs, let me in Not by the hair of our chinny chin chin Then I'll huff, and I'll puff And I'll blow your house in Huffin' and puffin' and puffin' and Huffin', keeps me thinking bout - Stove top stuffin'. I could wait for Mumfths and I could wait for years I could see myself chewin' on those Little pink ears Little pigs, little pigs, let me in Not by the hair of our chinny chin chin Then I'll huff, and I'll puff And I'll blow your house in All's Cool "Means don't get so lost in all the bad things that have happened. The lead works with the song really well. (Nice one Dan)" How can you be Cryin' all the time When you know Things ain't so bad Where we've not gone, and Where we've not been Makin' it baby ain't judged By the car you're in All is cool, on the western front. All is cool, on the western front. Don't ever say you want You never ever want Don't ever say you want To be open with me You say you want to see You're never gonna see Until you close your eyes And listen with me All is cool, on the western front. All is cool, on the western front. Don't ever say you want You never ever want Don't ever say you want To be open with me You say you want to see You're never gonna see Until you close your eyes And listen with me All is cool, on the western front. All is cool, on the western front. Jam It "It used to be a warm-up. Danny played bass, Chris on guitar, and Dave on keys. When the new album came up we used it as an experiment in recording." (Instumental) Whasky Wabbit "It's simply a personal joke, no one is expected to figure out." SHHHHHHH, be very very quiet It's Whasky Wabbit season you know Dem Bones, Dem Bones Dem Whasky Wabbit bones Bones, bones Dem Whasky Wabbit bones Well who knows? The Whasky Wabbit knows And it shows Just look at her nose Dem Bones, Dem Bones Dem Whasky Wabbit bones Bones, bones Dem Whasky Wabbit bones Well who knows? The Whasky Wabbit knows And it shows Just look at her nose Big Freeze "There is an absolute peak when you're hurting more than ever. That's exactly what I was feeling and wanted to communicate." Do you know hurt? Really know Cause I see him when I wake And he's waiting there for me Crushing down, I'm freezing - Deeper in a hole every day Cause the mountain's just too big Through and through it's loud and Hard, through and through - Takes no days off and no holidays I've done my all and come up against My final last wall. Can't you see In these eyes? From the long long winter of The big freeze. You felt it, Tell me you felt it - tell me I'm not alone, please Please I'm not alone Cause it's the big freeze A different kind of cold Cause it's the big freeze A different kind of cold