Anal Cunt Defenders of the Hate 1. All Our Fans Are Gay Why do you think we throw stuff at you? You own all our CD's- you're gay, you're gay You own all our 7"s- you're gay, you're gay You bought all our t-shirts- you're gay, you're gay You go to all our shows- you're gay, you're gay [Chorus:] All our fans are gay [x4] You think you know what we are singing about- you're wrong You think we care about the underground- you're wrong You think we won't fuck up your club- you're wrong You think we care if you like us- you're wrong [Chorus] If we're nice to you, it's because we're broke Or unless you got some drugs to smoke When the drugs are gone, then we are too Then we'll go back to making fun of you [Fan voice:] "But I've supported you guys for so long" FAGGOT! 2. Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay Fred Durst is a fucking faggot He thinks he's black, but he's just gay He cancelled a show 'cause he sprained his ankle He's also a fucking midget [Chorus:] You're not fucking black, you're just fucking gay (x2) You're fucking gay The guitarist wears a mask To hide the cum stains on his face They're the gayest band I've ever seen And I've seen the Culture Club live [Chorus] Fred wears a hat to hide his baldness I refuse to believe blacks think he's cool I wish he'd beaten and raped by some black guy And see if he still wants to be black 3. You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You Rape [x4] I drank a case of whiskey And you looked like Jeanine Jizm I drank another case of whiskey And you looked like Roseanne Barr [Chorus:] You were to ugly to rape, so I beat you up When I looked at you, I had to throw up I drank a case of whiskey And you looked like Sheila Micheals I drank another case of everclear And you looked like Ileana Douglas [Chorus] 4. Hebosaurus You're such a fucking hebe You're always freebasing pennies You went to a plastic surgeon And got your nose enlarged [Chorus:] You've got a tattoo of a penny- you're a hebosaurus Your uncle's Murray Lender- You're a hebosaurus You know all the words to Yentil- you're a hebosaurus You're breath smells like a bagel- you're a hebesaurus You have a yamaka welded on your head You've tried to shoot up money You beat off inside of banks I want to stuff you in an oven [Chorus:] You've got a tattoo of a dradle- you're a hebosaurus You idolize Gene Simmons- you're a hebosaurus You think Scott Ian's cool- you're a hebosaurus Your breath smells like matzoballs- you're a fucking hebosaurus 5. Even Though You're Culture Oppresses Women, You Sill Suck You Fucking Towelhead You fucking towelhead You wear a towel on your head, you fucking towelhead I hate women, you do too But you have a mustache, you fucking towelhead [Chorus:] Towelhead, towelhead. Towelheaad, you fucking towelhead (x4) It's cool they beat up women when they show their head It's cool they beat up women when they show their face Those cunts have to cover their fucking ankle You think you're cool 'cause you ride a camel [Chorus] 6. If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay Jacques Morali wrote the heaviest music ever Glenn Hughes had a deeper voice than Will from Mortician He wore chains before Slayer and Venom Jacques Morali was portrayed by Steve Guttenberg [Chorus 1:] If you don't like the Village people- you're fucking gay If you think Jeff Olson was better cowboy- you're fucking gay If you think Ray Simpson was a better cop- you're fucking gay If you think Y.M.C.A. was their best song- you're fucking gay All death metal songs were ripped off from Village People "Evil dead" by Death is actually "Liberation" from the Village People Will Rahmer looks like he should be in the Village People No, Morbid Florist wasn't a reference to Will Rahmer [Chorus 2:] If you think Death were good after their demos- you're fucking gay If you think rape is wrong- you're fucking gay If you think the holocaust wasn't funny- you're fucking gay If you think of Hellhammer as the drummer of Mayhem- you're fucking gay Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y You're gay 7. Obviously Adopted You P.C. fucking faggot You're trying to win an Oscar for adoption I hope your kids kill you and rape your wife Amistad is the stupidest movie I've ever seen [Chorus:] Obviously adopted, obviously adopted, obviously adopted, fuck you Spielberg [x2] How coma all the black extras and slaves Had names, but the white ones didn't I fucking hate you and your gay movies Amistad was an excuse to bully your way to an Oscar 8. Walker, Texas Corpse Your characters supposed to be 40 But you have to be at least 80 The make-up department should win an Emmy For making people think your alive [Chorus:] Chuck Norris- you're really fucking old You're the worst singer I have ever heard You're even worse than I am You should be climbing out of a grave While you sing the fucking theme song [Chorus] You look like you just got embalmed And were shopping for a coffin Your partner looks fucking stupid Being black and wearing a cowboy hat 9. The Word Homophobic Is Gay I'm not afraid of faggots But I like making fun of them It was made-up by some P.C. faggot To make fag haters look stupid Anti-homophobe by Brutal Truth Is a pathetic attempt to be P.C. Kevin's obviously not a homophobe Because he's a fucking faggot 10. You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick You just broke up with Jaime from Hatebreed Even Chris Barnes won't blow you again You heard all kikes have to get circumcised You fantasized about some rabbi grabbing your dick [Chorus:] No one would touch you, now you're a Jew You fucking hebe, now you're a kike After you got circumcised Guys still wouldn't touch you It's bad enough you were a fag before Now you're a gay faggot Jew [Chorus] 11. Bonus Track #4 12. You Quit Doing Heroin, You Pussy 13. Fred Shitbreath Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Fred Shitbreath [x4] Even Paula Parsons wouldn’t kiss you Your breath is worse than GG’s ass I almost puked while you told me about a TV I wanted to get out of there really fast His name is Fred and he looks divorced He’s a loser that works at Ann & Hope Only Tom Pascual rivals his shitty breath I wish he’d drink a gallon of Scope [Repeat everything] 14. Beating Up Hippies For Their Drugs At A Phish Concert You’ve got no fucking money and your girlfriend is ugly So I stole your drugs [x2] Your van’s a piece of shit with a Dead sticker on it So I stole your drugs [x2] First I stole your nitrous Then I stole your acid Then I stole your mushrooms Then I kicked your ass Then I stole your pot Then I stole your beer Then I stole your tickets And sold them for crack [Repeat everything] 15. Anyone Who Likes The Dillinger Escape Plan Is A Faggot Harvey Fierstein told me you guys ruled John Zorn called to tell me you’re great The caller ID was from a gay bar You guys fucking suck Any guy who likes you Likes Neurosis and dicks up his ass You think you’re so fucking original Gay bars used to be original too You never get bad reviews Because all the writers shoot up cum Everyone who likes you Is a gay homosexual faggot 16. I’m Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cunt Guys always used to buy you drinks And they’d always kiss your ass Now you have just one tit Ha ha you stupid cunt [Chorus:] I always hoped you’d get AIDS But breast cancer will do Now you’ve got just one tit But you used to have two A drunk guy tried to feel you up But there was nothing there So he punched you in the teeth And stole your money, cunt [Chorus] 17. The South Won’t Rise Again You toothless inbred retard Why do you still even care? There’ll never be another Civil War You’re mad 'cause your trailer has a flat tire [Chorus:] The south won’t rise again [x4] What could you possibly gain By breaking the country in two? Your overalls are gay Let go of your sister’s tit I think it’s cool that you make moonshine It’s even cooler when you go blind from drinking it How come your ancestors didn’t realize They’d lose 'cause their president was named after Boss Hogg [Chorus] 18. I’m Glad Jazz Faggots Don’t Like Us Anymore We just wanted to sound like shit But you thought we were avant-garde You thought we went to art school But we worked at gas stations [Chorus:] You thought we were cool But you didn’t know we hate you You thought we were cool Fuck off all you fucking faggots! You didn’t know we were a bunch of assholes You thought we were liberal and arty You tried to act weird and pretend you were violent When I whipped chairs at you, you ran off and cried [Chorus] Once you realized we hate people like you You finally stopped coming to our shows Now there's less faggots, less people with glasses Less know it all eggheads, no more jazz fags [Chorus] 19. Bonus Track #5 [Sung In The Key Of Gene Simmons Counting Money] You'd better watch out I own a bank machine You only took out 10 I charged you for 19 I said you’d better watch out You'd better watch out I’m a Jew named Gene I said you’d better watch out Better look out I said you’d better look out Oh yeah! Better watch out 20. Ha Ha Holocaust I got bored of writing rape songs Then I remembered the holocaust I couldn’t write because it was so funny I’m glad lots of people died [Chorus:] Ha ha holocaust [x3] I’m glad lots of people died People are too fucking PC To admit Hitler was funny How can you not laugh your ass off Watching people bulldozed into a ditch? [Chorus] 21. We’re Not ‘In Da House’ You Fucking Wigger Real niggers always use you Real whites think you suck You want to give us props But we hate you, you wigger [Chorus:] You think you're black- you're not You think you're cool- you're not You're not black- you're gay You think you fit in- niggers hate you Talk like a white man Or I’ll beat your face in You're not Doctor Dre Stop thinking you're black [Chorus] Tracks 1-11 originally released as “Defenders Of The Hate” 7” EP by Menace To Sobriety Records. Tracks 12-14 originally released as songs on the “Thrash Of The Titans” compilation LP, released by Know Records. Tracks 15-19 originally released as a split 7” with Flachenbrand by RSR Records. Tracks 20 & 21 originally released as songs on the “13 Band Who Think You’re Gay” compilation LP, released by Menace To Sobriety Records. Seth Putnam – Vocals Josh Martin – Guitar John Gillis – Drums Backing vocals: Seth Putnam, Paul Kraynak, Mark Fields and Derek Coughlin.