MACABRE Grim Reality (1987) 1. Embalmer 2. Trampled To Death 3. Holidays Of Horror 4. Fritz Haarmann The Butcher 5. Evil Ole Soul 6. Harvey Glataman (Your Soul Will Forever Rot) 7. McMassacre 8. David Brom Took An Axe 9. Cremator 10. Nostradamus 11. I Need To Kill 12. Ultra Violent 13. Rat Man 14. Hey Laurie Dann 15. Patrick Purdy Killed Five And Wounded Thirty 16. Exhumer 17. Dr. Holmes (He Stripped Their Bones) 18. The Green River Murderer (He's Still Out There) 19. Funeral Home 1. Embalmer I am - the embalmer And it's nice to meet you Now's my - chance to Get to know you better Now you're - lying There upon my table And it's - time to Prepare you for embalming Embalmer Embalms you Embalmer Embalms you Embalmer - embalms you Embalmer - embalms youuuuuuuuu Yes it's - nice to Have you in my parlour As I - vacuum Out all your fluids You're still - lying There upon my table And it's - time to Inject the embalming fluid Embalmer Embalms you Embalmer Embalms you Embalmer - embalms you Embalmer - embalms youuuuuuuuu 2. Trampled To Death You went to see the Who And the people there trampled you You were underneath their shoes There was nothing you could do Trampled to death at the concert They never left alive Underneath the stomping feet Eleven crushed as they screamed and died They paid to see the Who But actually they paid to die As they ran to their seats They were trampled and pulverized They didn't hear the screams At the concert of their dreams They were worried about good seats Not the lives under their feet Trampled to death at the concert They never left alive Underneath the stomping feet Eleven crushed as they screamed and died They paid to see the Who But actually they paid to die As they ran to their seats They were trampled and pulverized 3. Holidays Of Horror Simmons went crazy Murdered sixteen Fourteen of them family He killed them For the holidays Merry Christmas He gunned his family down His bullets were their presents Dead relatives all around Happy New Year One they won't be here to see It's the holiday of horror Because of Ronald Gene Simmons He built a wall Around his trailer home So the neighbours would leave him alone And he didn't want them to see How he abused his family Merry Christmas He gunned his family down His bullets were their presents Dead relatives all around Happy New Year One they won't be here to see It's the holiday of horror Because of Ronald Gene Simmons 4. Fritz Haarmann The Butcher In a far away town many years ago There lived a man who caused much woe He'd murder young men and slice up the meat And sell to hungry town people to eat Fritz Haarmann- He chopped up young men The Butcher Made steaks out of them Fritz Haarmann- He sold them as meat The Butcher- For the people to eat Young men were missing nowhere in sight But they ate their steak with hungry delight They'd go to Fritz Haarmann to get more meat But they didn't know young men they'd eat Fritz Haarmann- Made young men into meat The butcher- sold them on the street Fritz Haarmann- He'd sell them as steaks The Butcher- For the profit he'd make 5. Evil Ole Soul Jociam Kroll - evil ole soul And an evil soul was he He killed young girls Cut off their buttocks Only the most succulent Meat he would eat 6. Harvey Glataman (Your Soul Will Forever Rot) He could tie a great knot as a kid Always had ropes in his hands Hanging himself in the attic His behaviour was quite erratic He had such a high IQ But he was a devious killer too He'd tie up the girls and then Take their lives away Harvey Glatman Your soul will forever rot man The sadistic way you killed Was the way you got your thrill Harvey Glatman The gas chamber is what you got man You raped and murdered three And you showed no sympathy He posed as a photographer Who took pictures of bound and gagged girls That's how he got them alone Then he'd tie them up with his ropes He'd rape them repeatedly He was an evil man indeed He'd strangle the girls and then Leave them to rot in the sand Harvey Glatman Your soul will forever rot man The sadistic way you killed Was the way you got your thrill Harvey Glatman The gas chamber is what you got man You raped and murdered three And you showed no sympathy 7. McMassacre You go to McDonald's To eat a hamburger The next thing you know It's time for your murder The McDonaldland killer Pops in by surprise Pumping his lead Between your eyes McDonald's McMassacre McMurder McDeath McDonald's McMassacre McMurder McDeath McDonald's McMassacre McMurder McMess McDonald's McMassacre McMurder McDeath McDonald's is your Kind of place It's such A happy place Where are you now Ronald old buddy Where are you now The fries are all bloody McDonald's McMassacre McMurder McDeath McDonald's McMassacre McMurder McDeath McDonald's McMassacre McMurder McMess McDonald's McMassacre McMurder McDeath 8. David Brom Took An Axe He took an axe And then attacked And away at his family He began to hack His dad wouldn't let him Listen to a hardcore band So here comes David With an axe in his hand David Brom killed his dad His mother and brother and sister He took an axe to their heads David Brom he killed his dad His mother and brother and sister Took an axe to their heads They were sitting there And David came in Then he axed them Again and again Now his family Is all dead David came down With an axe on their heads David Brom killed his dad His mother and brother and sister He took an axe to their heads David Brom he killed his dad His mother and brother and sister Took an axe to their heads 9. Cremator [Instrumental] 10. Nostradamus [Instrumental] 11. I Need To Kill Coming to your house I'll make you scream Catch you all alone and Then you're dead I'm going to shatter All your dreams Filling you all full of Fear and dread Catch you by surprise Your death will make me smile You know it makes me feel so good When your life expires It's time to realize That you're going to die There's nothing you can do Even if you try Murder is a wicked Fuckin' disease But it makes me Feel so good inside Killing you to Satisfy my needs Showing no remorse for Taking human life Catch you by surprise Your death will make me smile You know it makes me feel so good When your life expires It's time to realize That you're going to die There's nothing you can do Even if you try I'm going to tie you To a tree Then I'll put a wire Around your neck Pulling it as tight As it can be Your head and body I will disconnect Catch you by surprise Your death will make me smile You know it makes me feel so good When your life expires It's time to realize That you're going to die There's nothing you can do Even if you try 12. Ultra Violent I'll smash your fuckin' face It's such a fuckin' disgrace I'll kick it fuckin' in It's such a fuckin' sin I'll gouge your fuckin' eyes I'll make you fuckin' die I'll make you fuckin' silent I'm fuckin' ultra violent I'll kick your fuckin' head 'Til your fuckin' dead I'll make you fuckin' cry Make you fuckin' die I'll crack your fuckin' face Hit it with a fuckin' mace I'll make you fuckin' silent I'm fuckin' ultra violent 13. Rat Man The day he got bit by a rat He wanted to kill all the cats His hair it turned grey on that day He then grew a tail and some fangs He's not batman He's the ratman Rabies foaming From his mouth, yeah! And now he looks just like a rat He's killing and eating the cats He's out on the streets every night You'd better stay out of his sight He's not batman He's the ratman Rabies foaming From his mouth, yeah! 14. Hey Laurie Dann Hey Laurie Dann where ya going With those guns in your hand? I'm going round to shoot young children I just can't cope with the world were in Hey Laurie Dann I heard you shot Those young children down Yes I did, I shot 'em You should have seen them hit the ground I took my guns and I shot 'em Hey Laurie Dann where ya gonna run to now? I'm going to a house that's not too far away I'm gonna shoot one more Then take my own life away 15. Patrick Purdy Killed Five And Wounded Thirty My name is Patrick Purdy And I have a duty To kill as many children As I can So it's off to school Where I used to go With my AK-47 In my hands Patrick Purdy Thought he was doing his duty Thought he was in the army And the children was his enemy Patrick Purdy Killed five and wounded thirty His tactics were quite dirty The children's blood was squirting 16. Exhumer My favourite thing to do Is to dig bodies from the grave I'm sure that you can see That I'm sickening and crazed Walking through the graveyard With a shovel in my hand Looking for a grave I'm an exhumer of the dead I'm digging up your grave With a smile on my face I'm sure you know my status I'm a sickening disgrace Taking off your jewellery And having such a ball I'll take it to the pawnshop And I'll sell it fuckin' all 17. Dr. Holmes (He Stripped Their Bones) Just call me Dr. Holmes I'd like to strip your bones But first I'm going to kill you Inside of my black hotel I'll gas you in your bedroom I'm going to take your life soon Dr. Holmes he stripped their bones To medical students their skeletons he sold He melted their flesh in acid bath And sold their bones in classified ads I want you to work for me But don't tell anybody Just come to my black hotel And bring me all your money I'll put you in my lime pit Your life I'm going to end it Dr. Holmes he stripped their bones To medical students their skeletons he sold He melted their flesh in acid bath And sold their bones in classified ads 18. The Green River Murderer (He's Still Out There) The Green River murderer He's still out there The authorities can't find him For the prostitutes slain by him Forty-eight and counting Dead prostitutes keep mounting The Green River murderer He's still out there The authorities can't find him A trail of bodies behind him Forty-eight and counting The body count keeps mounting The Green River murderer He's still out there The authorities can't find him For the prostitutes slain by him 19. Funeral Home You are pronounced dead Due to a crushing blow to the head The reaper has passed his curse Lifeless body hauled away in a hearse Death is the reality Life it lies in a dormant grave It's off to the funeral home Isn't it great? Death in the embalmer's hands He cuts your organs and puts them in pans Then he drains all your blood Embalms your veins til they flood Then you're put into your casket Rolled in and put on display He made you look like you were Living today The under ___ taker Cuts you ___ open And he ___ rips out All of ___ your insides And you cannot ___ escape His clutches For you ___ will be Embalmed ___ by him AAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA You are ___ on your Way to ___ the funeral home You are ___ in the Funeral ___ home and you are DEAD!