Macabre Shit List (demo) 1. Disease You woke up this morning with a disease The doctor said you will be dead by the time you're thirty Well if they find a cure you just might be saved But by the time they find a cure you could be in a grave You have a disease and you will die The time has come for you to cry Spreading all through your head And pretty soon you will be dead You can't escape, it's a gruesome fate All you can do is wait In your grave you'll decay From a disease that took you away You died this morning from your disease They found you dead in your bed age twenty They didn't find a cure and you weren't saved So I guess you'll have to decompose in your grave You have a disease and you will die The time has come for you to cry Spreading all through your head And pretty soon you will be dead You can't escape, it's a gruesome fate All you can do is wait In your grave you'll decay From a disease that took you away 2. Ratman The day he got bit by a rat He wanted to kill all the cats His hair it turned grey on that day He then grew a tail and some fangs He's not batman He's the ratman Rabies foaming From his mouth, yeah! And now he looks just like a rat He's killing and eating the cats He's out on the streets every night You'd better stay out of his sight He's not batman He's the ratman Rabies foaming From his mouth, yeah! 3. What the Heck Richard Speck (Eight Nurses You Wrecked) Richard Speck stayed in Chicago He took some pills and drank some alcohol He tried to wreck nine nurses but one of them got away He's rotting now in jail that's the way he's going to pay Richard Speck lives off our taxes he thrives He strangled and stabbed eight nurses that night Richard Speck lives we pay for his meals Convicted for the eight student nurses he killed What the heck Richard Speck eight nurses you wrecked What the heck Richard Speck eight nurses you wrecked He tied them up inside of a room And one by one he caused so much gloom He stabbed and strangled eight nurses but one of them got away Twelve hundred years in jail that's the way he's going to pay In jail Richard died no longer alive And he lived off our taxes several years of his life Richard Speck lived we paid for his meals Convicted for the eight student nurses he wrecked What the heck Richard Speck eight nurses you wrecked What the heck Richard Speck eight nurses you wrecked 4. Natural Disaster 5. Mass Murder II [1] Guitar [2] Bass [3] Drums 6. Butcher (live) 7. Funeral Home (live) You are pronounced dead Due to a crushing blow to the head The reaper has passed his curse Lifeless body hauled away in a hearse Death is the reality Life it lies in a dormant grave It's off to the funeral home Isn't it great? Death in the embalmer's hands He cuts your organs and puts them in pans Then he drains all your blood Embalms your veins til they flood Then you're put into your casket Rolled in and put on display He made you look like you were Living today The under ___ taker Cuts you ___ open And he ___ rips out All of ___ your insides And you cannot ___ escape His clutches For you ___ will be Embalmed ___ by him You are ___ on your Way to ___ the funeral home You are ___ in the Funeral ___ home and you are dead!