Anal Cunt Picnic of Love 1. Picnic Of Love I want to go by the river And put a blanket on the grass I'll pour my heart and soul Into your wine glass I'll kiss you for an appetizer And love you for the meal Then I'll ask for your hand in marriage As I look up lovingly and kneel I wanna take you on a picnic A picnic of love under the blue sky above Love, Love, Love Even the ants and the squirrels They can tell we're in love My heart soars like The wing of a dove We'll take a walk Through the forests and the trees And then we'll lie down With the birds and the bees I wanna take you on a picnic A picnic of love under the blue sky above Love, Love, Love 2. I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human I was watering my rose garden and you walked by my place I almost ran up to you in a lustful, unsensitive haste I almost cried cause I acted so insensitive But I wanted you to know about the feather-soft warmth I could give I respect your feelings I respect your gender I respect your existence I'll always be tender Cause I respect your feelings As a woman and a human I'll be the pansy-growing gardener of our bouquet of love A flower-wielding soldier with the grace of a dove I'll love you all, heart, mind and soul, I'd never think of anything cheap I'll read you some of my poems before you go to sleep I respect your feelings I respect your gender I respect your existence I'll always be tender Cause I respect your feelings As a woman and a human 3. I Wanna Grow Old With You I wanna wake up with you every day of my life I'm oh so glad that you're my loving wife I don't know what I'd do if you ever left me I'd be worse than a ship lost at sea Oh baby, you I wanna grow old with you My love for you, baby Will always be true When you're sick I'll be by your side with some tender loving care Through all the good times, and when the cupboard is bare When the baby is crying, I'll let you stay in bed I'll honor every promise that I ever said Oh baby, you I wanna grow old with you My love for you, baby Will always be true [Spoken:] And on that sad day when one of us will depart I'll be full of despair, it'll break my heart But when I look back to our hopes, our dreams, and our love I'll be glad to be reunited in the heavens above Oh baby, you I wanna grow old with you My love for you, baby Will always be true 4. Saving Ourselves For Marriage I saw your deep blue eyes from afar I saw you at the church bazaar I asked the priest to introduce me to your mother And I asked her to introduce us to each other I asked you to go on a picnic of our own But you insisted on taking a chaperone I apologized for being so bold and rude So I invited your parents for lemonade and food We're saving ourselves Saving ourselves for marriage Saving ourselves, for a baby carriage Restraining ourselves, till the moment's right Saving ourselves, for our wedding night After four years of dating, I decided to take a risk I held both your hands, and kissed your rose-petaled lips We stared into each others' eyes, wondering what was next But we knew not to ruin our love with pre-marital sex We're saving ourselves Saving ourselves for marriage Saving ourselves, for a baby carriage Restraining ourselves, till the moment's right Saving ourselves, for our wedding night Years went by, our courtship was grand One day I asked your father for your hand I'd never treat you like an object, only like a lady I'd never consider having sex, except to have a baby We're saving ourselves Saving ourselves for marriage Saving ourselves, for a baby carriage Restraining ourselves, till the moment's right Saving ourselves, for our wedding night 5. Greed Is Something That We Don't Need Help! This is Mother Earth! Somebody please help me! The corporations don't even care While the rain forests go bare Oil spills & tanker wrecks Don't show the sea creatures any respect The park turned into a parking lot The woods turned into a shopping mall The swimming hole turned into a sewer dump Isn't there anyone who cares at all? Greed, greed, greed, greed, greed Greed is something that we don't need You stand by and watch the corporate rape But not me, I made this tape After 12 years of Bush & Reagan We've become an insensitive nation The park turned into a parking lot The woods turned into a shopping mall The swimming hole turned into a sewer dump Isn't there anyone who cares at all? Greed, greed, greed, greed, greed Greed is something that we don't need Corporate greed, rape and crime The laws are stepped on all the time Polluting the water, they don't even think But their money won't help when there's none left to drink The park turned into a parking lot The woods turned into a shopping mall The swimming hole turned into a sewer dump Isn't there anyone who cares at all? Greed, greed, greed, greed, greed Greed is something that we don't need 6. I'm Not That Kind Of Boy I was selling flowers by the side of the road And you came to the flower stand I was telling you about pansies and roses But you tried to grab my hand I'm flattered, but it's my choice Sorry, I'm not that kind of boy You may see a heart as a toy Sorry, I'm not that kind of boy You think love is a game, whatever you wish But for me it's years till that magical first kiss I'll wait until my heart's on cloud nine Your lust-filled existence is far out of line I'm flattered, but it's my choice Sorry, I'm not that kind of boy You may see a heart as a toy Sorry, I'm not that kind of boy You dared to ask me for a date alone I was shocked you didn't want a chaperone You were attractive, but way too fast How could you expect this to ever last? I'm flattered, but it's my choice Sorry, I'm not that kind of boy You may see a heart as a toy Sorry, I'm not that kind of boy 7. I Couldn't Afford To Buy You A Present (So I Wrote You This Song) I couldn't afford to buy you a present so I wrote you this song I want all the lovers of the world to help me sing along I'm only a simple man; I never made much money But I've got a wealth of love to share with you honey When I think of an angel I think of your face I want to make sweet love to you by the fireplace I want to be your architect of your castle of love I'll never take for granted my gift from above We'll take a ride through the foliage Watch the leaves turn orange and brown Woman, I never thought I'd say this But I want to settle down I wish we were on a deserted island Just me and you I'd climb right up a tree And get a coconut for you 8. I'd Love To Have Your Daughter's Hand In Marriage Please Sir, let me court your daughter I'll treat her like the way I oughta When I take her out I'll have her home by ten I'll treat her better than the rest of the men I'd love to have your daughter's hand in marriage I'd love to push around a baby carriage I wanna shake your hand & call you dad I'll never make your daughter sad I want to carry her books home from school I'll put my jacket over a puddle for you I'll be your shelter in the worst of any storm I'll always be there to keep you safe & warm 9. My Woman, My Lover, My Friend You were my high school sweetheart and my girl next door You've been my lifelong best friend and so much more We matured into each other's arms, we were never apart You blossomed into the woman who owned my heart You're my woman, my lover, my friend I pushed you on swings, we played in the sand I bought you ice cream from the ice cream man I looked at you like a gardener looks at a flower I would stare out my window at you for hours You're my woman, my lover, my friend You're my woman, my lover, my friend You are my tender loving juice fruit, my reason to live My heart's like a butterfly with flowers to give I remember looking back to our high school prom When I shook your dad's hand and gave flowers to your mom You're my woman, my lover, my friend I showered you with love, flowers and pearls And you've given birth to our baby girls You're my succulent sweet buttercup, and more importantly my friend We're inseparable love cuddlebunnies til the very end You're my woman, my lover, my friend You're my woman, my lover, my friend 10. Waterfall Wishes When I look through the waterfall I see your eyes Brings out feelings in me, girl, I just can't hide With a smile on my heart and a flower in my hand Girl, I'd love to be with you on a ??? When it rains I'll be your umbrella I'm so glad to be your fella I'm gonna take you to the zoo I'm so in love with you I've got waterfall wishes every day I've got waterfall wishes, makes me happy but afraid I've got waterfall wishes all day and night I've got waterfall wishes to make you feel alright If I were a pirate, you'd be my hook About our tender lovemaking, girl, I could write a book You're the sparkle in my wine and the pea in my pod When we get together, girl, it'll be real hot When it rains I'll be your umbrella I'm so glad to be your fella I'm gonna take you to the zoo I'm so in love with you I've got waterfall wishes every day I've got waterfall wishes, makes me happy but afraid I've got waterfall wishes all day and night I've got waterfall wishes to make you feel alright 11. In My Heart There's A Star Named After You As I look out the window, at the lights in the sky It brings back the memories, and a tear to my eye I see a star that we picked, as the landmark of our love Our love would never die, as long as it was lit above In my heart there's a star named after you It's still inside me, even though that we're through You were my angel, my gift from heaven above But that star's all I have left of our past love We'd lie under that star, on many a soft clear night We'd lie on the green, green grass and hold each other tight Until my actions eclipsed the sunshine of your love All my apologies, they would never be enough